usama bin laden is the most powerful terrorist in the world. Millions, trillions of ppl lost their love ones because of his groups spread in the world. He not only kill non-Muslims but many times Muslims too, the innocent ones. He and his groups always amaze the world with their ideas. I remember once there was a bomb in a yummy "cheese". Damn that idea was unique! But I don't give a crap to his ideas
Kids in k.g also know his name and well aware of the things he does. He is famous all over the world.
Behind all that there is one thing that I like about him, that made me to write this all..............that is
" whole world is behind him , the most intelligent and excellent officers are searching him but naa aa baby, nobody knows where the heck is he! "
Damn I love "hide n seek "=p
Sunday, March 29, 2009
me names
ﱢﱟﱞﱡ۩ﱡﱞﱟஜpunky ஜﱢﱟﱞﱡ۩ﱡﱞﱟﱢ
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☆☆ ☠ ☠ DaNgEr ☠ ☠ ☆☆
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lıllılı.♪♫♪|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|♪♫♪.ılıllı
Friday, December 5, 2008
love!love!love!love!
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MY FRIEND
do you know what is a best friend? a best friend is a secret sharer, a best friend is a great consultant, a best friend is a comfort giver, a best friend is like a diamond.a best friend is always care, a best friend is always share, a best friend makes you smile, a best friend is loving, caring, sweet and truea best friend is someone just like you.thanks for being my best friend for my lifetime.
sick
am sick of not knowingI am sick of not showingI am sick of all the cryingI am sick of all the prying I am sick of all the sinsI am sick of all the grins I am a sick of being usedI am sick of being confusedI am sick of being staredI am sick of being pairedI am sick of being badI am sick of being sadI am sick of being deadI am sick of having fledI am sick of all the liesI am sick of this disguiseI am sick of this pale painI am sick of all this feignI am sick of going to schoolI am sick of being a foolI am sick of all the actI am sick of all the factI am sick of this eerie lifeI am sick of all the strifeI am sick to disagree‘cos everyone’s sick of me!
Monday, September 1, 2008
WHO CAN SAY WHY?
Who can say whyThe birds seem so freeFlying in the air, high,With the particular grace of their wings ?
Who can say whyThe sun seems to representFor everyoneA great symbol of a higher presence ?
Who can say whyThe wind brings the message Through the rustle of the leaves,Through the silence of the night ?
Who can say whyYour smile makes me burst,Your wink hold me above the ordinary life,Your hands, even too far, touch my heart ?
Who can say whyThe sun seems to representFor everyoneA great symbol of a higher presence ?
Who can say whyThe wind brings the message Through the rustle of the leaves,Through the silence of the night ?
Who can say whyYour smile makes me burst,Your wink hold me above the ordinary life,Your hands, even too far, touch my heart ?
BLONDE JOKES
BlondeQ&A Did you hear about the blonde who...
A blonde goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband." "Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk. "No," replied the blonde, "the kind for under his arms."
* * *
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: "Do you know where you were going?"Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving."
* * *
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
* * *
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"Blonde#2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"
* * *
Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
* * *
A blonde's response to the comment "Think about it!" - "I don't have to think, I'm blonde!"
* * *
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
* * *
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this the other blonde replied "I know it and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her."
* * *
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: "We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb."Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"Blonde: "Yes."Operator: "The power in the house in on?"Blonde: "Of course."Operator: "And the switch is on?"Blonde: "Yes, yes."Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?"Blonde: "No, it's working fine."Operator: "Then what's the problem?"Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves. "
* * *
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?"
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
* * *
Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.
1st brunette: "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back".
2nd brunette: "Mine's going to be a boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception".
Blonde: "Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"
* * *
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively "How do you give shoulders?"
* * *
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?"Blonde: "I don't know. Why?"Teller: "It was easier to spell."Blonde: "Easier than what?"
* * *
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
* * *
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "Oh, well!" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home she drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
* * *
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up and says "Where?"
* * *
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
* * *
What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man.
* * *
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it and yelled out "Green side up!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "Green side up!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "Green side up!" The lady asked him "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply, "but I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
* * *
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
Cop: "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
Blonde: "Driver's licence? What's that?..."
Cop: "It's a little card with your picture on it."
Blonde: "Oh, duh! Here it is..."
Cop: "May I have your car insurance?"
Blonde: "What's that?..."
Cop: "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
Blonde: "Oh, this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
* * *
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.
Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing, last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: (shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
A blonde goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband." "Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk. "No," replied the blonde, "the kind for under his arms."
* * *
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: "Do you know where you were going?"Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving."
* * *
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
* * *
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"Blonde#2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"
* * *
Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
* * *
A blonde's response to the comment "Think about it!" - "I don't have to think, I'm blonde!"
* * *
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
* * *
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this the other blonde replied "I know it and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her."
* * *
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: "We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb."Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"Blonde: "Yes."Operator: "The power in the house in on?"Blonde: "Of course."Operator: "And the switch is on?"Blonde: "Yes, yes."Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?"Blonde: "No, it's working fine."Operator: "Then what's the problem?"Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves. "
* * *
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?"
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
* * *
Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.
1st brunette: "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back".
2nd brunette: "Mine's going to be a boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception".
Blonde: "Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"
* * *
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively "How do you give shoulders?"
* * *
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?"Blonde: "I don't know. Why?"Teller: "It was easier to spell."Blonde: "Easier than what?"
* * *
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
* * *
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "Oh, well!" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home she drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
* * *
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up and says "Where?"
* * *
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
* * *
What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man.
* * *
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it and yelled out "Green side up!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "Green side up!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "Green side up!" The lady asked him "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply, "but I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
* * *
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
Cop: "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
Blonde: "Driver's licence? What's that?..."
Cop: "It's a little card with your picture on it."
Blonde: "Oh, duh! Here it is..."
Cop: "May I have your car insurance?"
Blonde: "What's that?..."
Cop: "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
Blonde: "Oh, this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
* * *
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.
Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing, last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: (shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
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